Phrase of the Day

Phrase of the Day

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Mea pai kia whiwhi raho koe.

Mea pai kia whiwhi raho koe.

'You need some dick in your life.'

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2/80

Kei hea te pokokōhua Hēmi nei?

Kei hea te pokokōhua Hēmi nei?

'Where the hell is Hemi?'

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Kārangirangi pai tō rere Smooch

Kārangirangi pai tō rere Smooch

'Smooch gee you’re caning it!'

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Ko au anake te tāne i konei.

Ko au anake te tāne i konei.

'I’m the only man here.'

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Moumou tāima hei tāku

Moumou tāima hei tāku

'Waste of time if you ask me'

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6/80

Koia anō i pēnei ai to āhua!

Koia anō i pēnei ai to āhua!

'No wonder you look so shattered!'

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7/80

Ka tika te rama, ka tūpuhi te tinana

Ka tika te rama, ka tūpuhi te tinana

'The right lighting makes you so much skinnier'

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8/80

Pai te Coconut ki a koe e hoa?

Pai te Coconut ki a koe e hoa?

'You like Coconut my bro?'

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9/80

Ā tōna wā, ka mārama koe.

Ā tōna wā, ka mārama koe.

'When you’re older, you’ll get it.'

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Kei te ū tonu koe i ngā wā katoa

Kei te ū tonu koe i ngā wā katoa

'Thank you for always putting up with my shit'

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Ko wai tēnā?

Ko wai tēnā?

'Who’s that?'

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12/80

Kua paru taku ingoa

Kua paru taku ingoa

'My reputation is screwed'

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Māu anō koe e tiaki

Māu anō koe e tiaki

'You’re on your own'

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E whirinaki ana te ao ki a au

E whirinaki ana te ao ki a au

'Everyone’s always relying on me'

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Kia ora whanuk

Kia ora whanuk

'Hey whānau and friends'

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16/80

Katia te kuaha!

Katia te kuaha!

'Shut the front door!'

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17/80

E hia te roa ka maoa?

E hia te roa ka maoa?

'Um how far away is dinner?'

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Kua manaakitia koe

Kua manaakitia koe

'You’re in luck'

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19/80

Ehara I te mea kia tuturu Amish au nē?

Ehara I te mea kia tuturu Amish au nē?

'I don’t have to go full Amish do I?'

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20/80

Hemi, te kuaha

Hemi, te kuaha

'Hemi the door'

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21/80

Tuahine tūturu nei

Tuahine tūturu nei

'I am your sis, egg'

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22/80

Nā wai i kī, ko koe te kaiwhakawā i te mea tika, i te mea hē

Nā wai i kī, ko koe te kaiwhakawā i te mea tika, i te mea hē

'You of all people don’t get to decide what’s right or wrong'

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He wahine tā Hemi. Wahine parātiki nei

He wahine tā Hemi. Wahine parātiki nei

'Hemi’s got this wahine on the go. Little plastic thing'

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24/80

Ehara au i a Ngāti Amuamu!

Ehara au i a Ngāti Amuamu!

'Eah I am not grumpy!'

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25/80

He aha ai? He aha te raruraru?

He aha ai? He aha te raruraru?

'Why? Am I missing something?'

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26/80

Kāhore i hoki mai inapō

Kāhore i hoki mai inapō

'I don’t think he came home last night'

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27/80

Ehara au i te tekoteko, pērā i tō hoa

Ehara au i te tekoteko, pērā i tō hoa

'Your girl might be fake, but I’m not'

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28/80

What’s your favourite position?

What’s your favourite position?

'He aha te āhua tū pai ki a koe?'

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Kei a koe te tikanga

Kei a koe te tikanga

'It's up to you'

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30/80

Whānau harikoa nē

Whānau harikoa nē

'Happy families eh'

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Kāti te patu ngahau

Kāti te patu ngahau

'Stop killing my buzz'

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32/80

Pānuitia ō karere!

Pānuitia ō karere!

'Read your messages'

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33/80

Hemi, eat the crackle

Hemi, eat the crackle

'Hemi, kainga te pakapaka'

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34/80

Ētahi wā, kāhore koe e mārama ana he aha ngā taonga kei a koe

Ētahi wā, kāhore koe e mārama ana he aha ngā taonga kei a koe

'Sometimes I don’t think you realise what you have'

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35/80

Tino koi taku roro mō te mahara

Tino koi taku roro mō te mahara

'My memory is usually pretty good'

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36/80

Me pēhea te whāki ki a ia?

Me pēhea te whāki ki a ia?

'How can I tell her?'

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Nā wai i kī, tāne ki mua, wahine ki muri

Nā wai i kī, tāne ki mua, wahine ki muri

'So much for ‘bro's before ho's’'

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38/80

Ko wai o tātou kāore i raru i te moe kaihana

Ko wai o tātou kāore i raru i te moe kaihana

'We’ve all slept with cousins'

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39/80

Ka mateonioni koe, kātahi ka kūware kē atu

Ka mateonioni koe, kātahi ka kūware kē atu

'God you’re dumb when you’re horny'

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40/80

Huri rawa ake, kua kore kē e Māori

Huri rawa ake, kua kore kē e Māori

'Next thing you know they’ll end up washing the brown out'

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41/80

Kei te whakatoi noa iho au

Kei te whakatoi noa iho au

'Lol you crackup. I’m joking'

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42/80

He Māori e tiihaehae ana i te ao rorohiko

He Māori e tiihaehae ana i te ao rorohiko

'A brown brother ripping it up in the tech world'

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43/80

Ko koe te tohunga inaianei nē?

Ko koe te tohunga inaianei nē?

'So you’re the expert now are you?'

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44/80

He aha te raru? Kanohi paukena?

He aha te raru? Kanohi paukena?

'What? Is he uggaboo?'

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45/80

Korikori tō tou

Korikori tō tou

'Get your ass up'

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46/80

He hiki I tō wairua

He hiki I tō wairua

'It’s my way of lifting your spirits'

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Rite tonu koe he pākehā kē

Rite tonu koe he pākehā kē

'You look like one of those pakeha girls'

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48/80

Waihotia mai he paku pakapaka māku!

Waihotia mai he paku pakapaka māku!

'Save me some of that crackle!'

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I rongo anō au

I rongo anō au

'Yeah yeah. Heard you the first time'

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Kei te nukarau koe ne

Kei te nukarau koe ne

'Tell me you’re joking'

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Kei te whakapau werawera au

Kei te whakapau werawera au

'I’m out here trying my best'

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Kei te tangi o tō reo e hoa

Kei te tangi o tō reo e hoa

'I don’t like your tone bro'

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Ka tiaki koe i a koe i a koe anake, a koe kōrero hamuti nei

Ka tiaki koe i a koe i a koe anake, a koe kōrero hamuti nei

'You ain’t helping anyone but yourself, bullshit artist'

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E reka ana anō koe

E reka ana anō koe

'You sound sweet enough to me'

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Kua pakeke koe e hoa

Kua pakeke koe e hoa

'Welcome to adulthood'

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Ko wai i mōhio

Ko wai i mōhio

'I didn’t know that would happen'

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57/80

Kua kore au e mōhio ko wai rānei

Kua kore au e mōhio ko wai rānei

'I was out of my mind. It could’ve been anybody'

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58/80

Taku kuware hoki, raru tonu i ana nukarau

Taku kuware hoki, raru tonu i ana nukarau

'I’ve been so dumb, falling for his shit'

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59/80

Maybe I didn’t try hard enough?

Maybe I didn’t try hard enough?

'Nā taku kore pea e tohe tonu?'

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60/80

Ahakoa pēhea, e kore koe e whakarongo?

Ahakoa pēhea, e kore koe e whakarongo?

'You’re gonna do this no matter what I say?'

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61/80

 Ko taku puku e mea ana, he aha rānei kaore i te tika

Ko taku puku e mea ana, he aha rānei kaore i te tika

'My instincts tell me there’s something off about him'

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62/80

Pēhea ngā kākahu karukaru noa?

Pēhea ngā kākahu karukaru noa?

'Just wear some trackies and a hoody'

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63/80

Kia ora. Ko au tana wahine pōrangi o mua. I pērā tana kōrero nē?

Kia ora. Ko au tana wahine pōrangi o mua. I pērā tana kōrero nē?

'Hi i’m the crazy bitch ex. That’s what he’s told you right?'

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65/80

Mena he wahine koe, ka mārama koe

Mena he wahine koe, ka mārama koe

'If you were a woman you’d understand why it’s wrong but you don’t'

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66/80

Ahakoa ko wai

Ahakoa ko wai

'Doesn’t matter who'

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67/80

E āwangawanga ana au ki te whakapuaki

E āwangawanga ana au ki te whakapuaki

'I’m scared to bring it up'

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68/80

Kātahi anō taku māmā ka whakapā mai. Rangirua ana taku ao

Kātahi anō taku māmā ka whakapā mai. Rangirua ana taku ao

'I just got off the phone with mum. My life is a mess'

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69/80

Ehara ia i te tangata moumou taima

Ehara ia i te tangata moumou taima

'I just meant he wasn’t the type to play around'

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70/80

Kaitoa rawa atu

Kaitoa rawa atu

'Bye bitch'

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71/80

He mea pūmau te whānau. Kia ū

He mea pūmau te whānau. Kia ū

'Whanau is forever so- suck it up'

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72/80

Mō taku hē

Mō taku hē

'Whoops, my bad'

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73/80

He mahi anō te mahi. He moni anō te moni

He mahi anō te mahi. He moni anō te moni

'Work is work. Money is money'

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74/80

He ngaki utu

He ngaki utu

'Get your little revenge'

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75/80

Tino hari ana au kei konei koe kei te kainga

Tino hari ana au kei konei koe kei te kainga

'It’s good to have you home'

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76/80

Aroha mai, he waea hou tēnei

Aroha mai, he waea hou tēnei

'Sorry, this is a new phone'

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77/80

Pokokōhua koe

Pokokōhua koe

'You arsehole'

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78/80

He mea nui kia tau te rangimārie i waenga i a tāua

He mea nui kia tau te rangimārie i waenga i a tāua

'I just wanna make sure that everything between us is okay'

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79/80

I wareware i a au kei te whai wāhi mai koe.

I wareware i a au kei te whai wāhi mai koe.

'I’m sorry. I forgot you were in this relationship too.'

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80/80

Ko au tō hoa pūmau, mai rānō.

Ko au tō hoa pūmau, mai rānō.

'I’ve stuck with you through so much.'

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